Imitation of Coleman's "Wanda Why Aren't You Dead"

Inspired from a friend

ronda when you gonna grow your hair out

ronda when you gonna buy clothes them fit

            look at you

            baggy shirts, yo fat hangin out

ronda why aint you thin like them other girls

ronda why cant you exercise

            look at that flabby butt ‘o yours

            girl, you should fix that

ronda why you mad now?

            quit throwin a fit ronda

            calm down

ronda when you gonna stop flirtin with them other guys

ronda why don’t you just cheat on me

ronda why don’t you just leave me

ronda, just leave me

i hear the way you talk to them other guys ronda

talkin like you want them

talking like you aint got no man

            when you do ronda,

you do got a man

            not that you care

ronda why you mad now?

ronda why you always PMSin all over me

you gotta sort out your shit ronda

quit takin it out on me

go bleed on someone else

ronda why cant you love, ronda

who’s gonna love someone that cant love

ronda why you mad now?

ronda i didn’t mean it like that

ronda i was kidding

cant you take a joke ronda?

            my friends found it funny

            girl, why cant you?

take a joke ronda, quit making a scene

ronda don’t be mad

ronda i love you, girl you know that

ronda why you so mad

ok ronda

wtv.